~babyboo40794

Level 1
(x) said LOL out loud (8Db)
(x) forgotten your own age
(x) tried to lick your elbo

SO FAR: 3

Level 2(never had sex)
() said the wrong name in bed
() had unprotected sex
() hurt yourself sexing
() sexed yourself hurting

SO FAR: 3

Level 3
(x) Licked your toe
(x) Licked a frozen pole
(x) Licked a dog bone
(x) Licked a dog (t'was a dare!)

SO FAR: 6

Level 4
(x) drank old milk (chocolate milk)
() drank milk right from a cow
(x) ever thought chocolate milk came from brown cows
() drank Qwik right from the brown cow
() pushed a cow over

SO FAR: 8

Level 5
( ) Eaten bugs
( ) Eaten garbage
(x) Eaten food off the floor after 5 seconds
(x) Eaten a booger (hasn't everyone when they were like in kindergarten?)

SO FAR: 10

Level 6
(x) Been in a 5 seater Car with more than 7 people
(x) Been in a 7 seater van with over 12 people
() Driven in a 7 seater van by youself (cant even drive)
(x) Driven a tricycle past the age of 3
() Driven yourself home to the wrong house (still cant drive)

SO FAR: 13

Level 7
(x) Put dirty dishes in the fridge (I was out of it that day)
(x) Put bowls of food in the dishwasher
(x) Put a full glass of juice in the cupboard
(x) Put salt in your coffee (well Tea)
(x) Dropped the cap into the glass your drinking from

SO FAR: 18

Level 8
(x) Jumped over a car (failed miserably)
(x) Jumped out of a moving car(it was going slow)
(x) Jumped into a thorny bush on purpose
() Jumped off a bridge
() Jumped off your house

SO far: 20

Level 10
(x) Forgot where you live
(x) Forgot your own birthday
(x) Forgot to zip up in the morning

SO FAR: 23

Level 11
(x) Walked into a Pole
(x) Walked into a Wall
(x) Walked into someone
(x) Walked into a parked car
SO FAR: 27 (I seem to be attracted to walking into things)

Level 12
(x) Won A Burping contest
(x) Burped the alphabet
(x) Burped just to break the silence
(x) Burped too hard and threw up (but not much)
SO FAR: 32

Level 13
(x) Eaten a whole bag of chips
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night (mmmm...good times)
() Eaten a whole pizza so no one else could have a slice (no, I let my friend have 2 slices) -snt that cruel-

SO FAR: 33

Level 14
(x) Caught picking your nose (when I was in kindergarten)
() Caught going to the bathroom outside
() Caught with your pants down
() Caught having sex
() Caught sexing yourself

SO FAR: 34

Level 15
(x) Shoved something up your nose(who hasn't? really...)
(x) Picked your nose and studied what came out(I was a weird 5 year old)
(x) Picked your nose till it bled (I wanted to get out of doing a test in Gr.1)
(x) Let your nose bleed to see the awesome blood all over your face.
() Blew your nose so hard your whole body hurt Is that possible?

SO FAR: 38

Level 16
(x) Told a lie
(x) Been caught in a lie
(x) Lied to cover a lie
(x) Lied to cover your ass
() Lied to an undercover hooker cop

SO FAR: 42

Level 17
(x) Laughed at someone in pain (all the time)
(x) Laughed too loud and embarrassed yourself
(x) Laughed at a funeral (I didnt know the guy)
(x) Laughed so hard you pissed yourself

SO FAR: 46

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus (we were forced to in Gr.2)
() Believed in Santa past the age of 8 ( I learned at 6)
(x) Believed your folks that a bunny laid chocolate eggs outside
(x) Believed you were never too old for trick or treating (my mom wont let me though)

SO FAR: 49

Level 19
(x) Threw a party for yourself
(x) Threw a ball at yourself
(x) Threw up on yourself
(x) Threw a ball at a wall that returned directly to your crotch (Thank god im not a guy or else that would hurt)
(x) Threw a superball in the house and took it right in the face

SO FAR: 54

Level 20
(x) Pretended to know what you are doing
() Pretended you were hot shit
(x) Pretended you weren't listening (all the time)
(x) Pretended you were Spiderman

SO FAR: 57

Level 22
(x) Fell on the sidewalk
(x) Fell down the stairs
(x) Fell UP the stairs
(x) went Sledding down the stairs (yes! and lived it)

SO FAR: 61

Level 23
(x) Tried to do a real cool back flip
(x) and busted your ass
(x) Tried to do a real cool cartwheel
(x) and didn't lift your feet, retard

SO FAR: 65

Level 24
(x) Ate food that you just kinda found
(x) Ate the mystery food in the back of the fridge(must've been bad for weeks)
(x) Ate something nasty to get a laugh
() Cried when no one laughed (<-who the hell does that?)

SO FAR: 68

Level 25
(x) Cried when you hurt yourself (dude I was 7)
(x) Cried when you didn't get your way (I stopped that long ago)
(x) Cried over spilled milk (It was the only thing to drink in the house)
() Cried after sex

SO FAR: 71

Level 26
(x) Gone swimming naked
(x) Gone swimming in a strangers pool
(x) Gone swimming with a hose in the yard
(x) Gone swimming in a stank ass pond
(x) Gone swimming in the bathtub like a champ

SO FAR: 76

Level 27
(x) Rode a Pony
(x) Rode a Donkey
(x) Rode a lawnmower pretending it was awesome race car
(x) Rode a shovel pretending it was an awesome spaceship
(x) Rode the dog (tried but my husky cant walk with me on him, so he pulls me instead)

SO FAR: 81

Level 28
(x) Locked yourself out of your house
(x) Locked yourself out of your car
(x) Locked yourself IN the car (yeah I couldn't pull open the door)
(x) Trapped yourself in a child's plastic house
(x) Tangled yourself up in a rope
(x) Tangled yourself up in a hose
() Locked yourself in the trunk WITH the keys

SO FAR: 87

Level 29
(x) Over-cooked a fancy meal
(x) Over-cooked the EasyMAC
(x) Over-cooked a pop-tart (burnt to crisp)
(x) Over-cooked a tiny plastic army man
(x) Over-cooked yourself at the beach
(I even burnt soup Im the worse cook imaginable)
SO FAR: 92

Level 31
(x) Bitten plastic fruit (they looked so real!)
(x) Bit too hard and hurt your teeth
(x) Bit down before the fork got in your mouth
(x) Lifted an empty soda you thought was full thereby flinging it
(x) Overcompensated an extra step in the stairs that wasn't there (all the time like yesterday)

SO FAR: 97

Level 32
(x) Mistaken a stranger for a family member and blabbed at them
(x) Mistaken a man for a woman or vice-versa
() Shaved your eyebrows
(x) Poked yourself in the eye with safety goggles! Sweet irony. (they arent safe!)

TOTAL: 102
Repost this with the title:
I've Done 102 of the 120 stupidest things

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